WOW, سيزيجي, LET ME TELL YOU—AUTOBAN SPEEDS? I LOVE IT. The FASTEST, the MOST MAGNIFICENT roads you’ve ever seen. And a 5.4-LITRE TYRE EATER? Sounds like a BEAST, folks, an ABSOLUTE BEAST. By Wednesday? That’s ambitious, but under my leadership, ANYTHING is possible. We’re talking about SPEED, POWER, and WINNING like you’ve never seen before.

Sleepy Joe and his crew? They’d give you a Prius and a 55 MPH speed limit. SAD! But not me, folks. We’re bringing back the THRILL, the EXCITEMENT, the BEST roads and cars in the world. Buckle up, because we’re going BIG.