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137174 author: KydiaMusic@mastodon.social 24 Dec 18:45
tags: #allcatsarebeautiful #cat #cats #catsoffediverse #catsofmastodon #catstodon #christmas #christmascat #christmastree #dootsday #dootsmas #dootstoots #xmas

May the spirit of the season illuminate your soul.

Happy Dootsmas Eve!

A blurry picture of Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, eating a lit Christmas bulb on our Christmas tree. It’s illuminating the inside of his open mouth. The green faux branches are adorned with red plaid ribbon, silver balls, and candy canes. No cats or Christmas bulbs were harmed in the taking of this picture.

Slightly blurry picture of Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, agitating the Christmas tree. He has a crocheted circular snowflake ornament dangling over one ear as he rubs his face up against the bristly faux branches. He is having the time of his life. This is why we have to keep the tree in a closed room where the cats normally can’t access it.

122989 author: golgaloth@writing.exchange 05 Dec 09:57
tags: #capitalism #funny #xmas

Santa gives more to rich children than poor children.

Philomena Cunk (actress Diane Morgan) standing next to a plastic Santa.

"The good children will get lots of presents and so, it turns out, will the bad children. In fact, the only ones who won't get very much are the poor children. That's because Santa judges a child's goodness based largely on parental income."