Let's try this:

Hello. My name is Bear. (Seriously, it's my legal last name.) I'm an #InformationTechnology pro with around 30 years of experience spanning a broad range of categories. My most recent job titles include System Administrator, Desktop Administrator, and IT Administrator. I've worked at MIT, Harvard Business Publishing, IBM, and VMware.

I've been unemployed for over a year in this awful tech job market. Hire me. Seriously. I’m worth it.

DM me for my PDF resume.