If you pay me I can probably remove that annoying mole. My scalpel blades might be past the shelf date but they're still vaccuum sealed I swear

reminder to hire me

I'm a published author, have done editing work for Claire's boutique among other high profile clients, and have a robust background in sales and marketing. I will do commissions for writing, and have also done everything from gonzo journalism to writing corporate copy to novels. editing I can do for both content and style, and can sell anyone anything. rates are negotiable. contact me and let me know.

please repost and forward to your contacts

How many billionaires do you see promoting DOGE? I see exactly 1

Also Elon if ur reading this can I have a job, I have no skills of any kind but I'm incredibly racist

This is not a joke. I need a job. My skillset is quite literally everything you hate. I have done:

EV cars
Cryptocurrency
NFTs
AI
Java enterprise

Ideal job would be some combination of AI and cryptocurrency.

Well I guess now's the time: It's time for me to #getFediHired

I'm a software engineer with 29 years of experience. In more technologies than one person usually encounters. I've been working in Javascript and Typescript for a while, but don't let that fool you: I do rust for fun and I'm down in the guts of the runtime in C++ if I have to. I’m fixing include paths in C header files and managing deployments and doing system level tracing. I do embedded programming for fun, and I've picked at the system level APIs of everything from MacOS to Android. I can cleverly hack my way past problems, and isolate the resulting tech debt with a good explanation and the conditions under which it can be fixed.

I leave every codebase neater than I found it. I can manage awkward technology transitions, and I can bring a fair bit of open source know-how to bear on things.

I'm a team-oriented, consensus-focused person, but confident executing on my own and iterating from there. I will boldly start and show a prototype if that's what it takes. I'm not easily bored, so if it just needs a heavy lift, I'm here for that too.

I've worked in PHP, Python, Perl, Java, Javascript, Ruby, Lua, Rust, C, C++, Vala, Scheme, and a dozen more languages (and I'll learn any new one I need to) and have written truly unfortunate amounts of hardened, careful bash.

I've installed and built VoIP platforms with Asterisk integrations, I've built mail servers and custom authentication. I've built FUSE filesystems for fun, and I'm always after ways to make software simple, durable, and reliable.

Working remotely ideal, Boston/Cambridge is possible.

Got a team that could use me? Hit me up. aredridel@dinhe.net. Resume and letters of recommendation available on request (you really don't have to take my word for what I'm capable of.)

Hi everyone, I am now looking for full-time work! If you have a remote Software Engineer position available and work with #Frontend web tech (#HTML / #CSS / #JS / #TS / #React, etc), #NodeJS (or #Bun / #Deno ), #Kubernetes, or #Nix / #NixOS then please reach out! I love building tools to solve problems and delight users.

For examples of my previous work, links to my projects, and my resume, please see my website: https://jakehamilton.dev

Boosts very much appreciated!

I recently found out that my department at work is being shut down, so I'm looking for a new position!

I spent the last 6 years building advanced security assessment capabilities around hardware/IoT, industrial, marine OT, and x86 platforms. Before that I spent 5 years as a pentester. I excel at weird and novel stuff where there's no template.

I'm based in the UK and I'm looking for a remote full-time role.

CV: https://poly.nomial.co.uk/graham_sutherland.pdf

Thanks!

Hi fedi, I'm still looking for a job

Most of my professional experience is in corporate IT, but my special interests lie in free software, distributed systems, and recently lisp languages :)

Feel free to DM me if you want to see a resume, otherwise my account metadata should give you a general idea of who I am.

I am urgently looking for a job in Linux system operations, remotely or anywhere in Germany. I am a first-timer, but I have been working with Linux in my free time 9 years now, and I am familiar with Debian, Gentoo and NixOS.
Do you know any trans-friendly employers who might want to have me? 🥺👉👈
You can have my CV upon request.
#getfedihired
#fedihired

please boost this post to help me find a job :boostRequest:​

i'm looking for something remote in the realms of social media and/or video editing and/or writing

i'm vanta -- known social media poster, longtime writer, seasoned video editor, skilled audio/image editor, designer of websites, and all-around creative person

here's my portfolio https://vanta.work

tysm 🖤

Let's try this:

Hello. My name is Bear. (Seriously, it's my legal last name.) I'm an #InformationTechnology pro with around 30 years of experience spanning a broad range of categories. My most recent job titles include System Administrator, Desktop Administrator, and IT Administrator. I've worked at MIT, Harvard Business Publishing, IBM, and VMware.

I've been unemployed for over a year in this awful tech job market. Hire me. Seriously. I’m worth it.

DM me for my PDF resume.

Don't want to come across as begging but I'm scared. 130+ jobs applied for, 2 interviews, 2 rejections. I know it sucks for everyone right now but I really need work.

Laid off while recovering from long COVID. Remote worker since 2015, or blue state with relocation assistance. Project 2025 is on the horizon and fucking terrified because even if Kamala wins, I don't think she's going to protect trans people in red states. At this point a month left before both health insurance & money run out.

All the usual SRE stuff plus all sorts of indepth Linux stuff, actually enjoy cursed bash and regexes. Not the World's Greatest Rockstar Dev but can get by in Python, C, and Go. Lots of monitoring, observability, and big data stuff, also done some heavy security work in the past, plus AuDHD hyperfocus on demand and willing to learn anything.

Will fix any problem in a company, technical, political, or other. Maybe now finding team lead level confidence but also autistic af.

CV: https://siterelenby.net/CV-7.1-redacted.docx

We’re growing our product team!

Are you an #iOS Developer who wants to lead our official #Mastodon iOS #App?

This is a remote full-time position and requires an overlap with the CET timezone.

Ideally:

1. You are a senior iOS Developer comfortable with a mature codebase
2. Proficient in #Swift and #Apple Frameworks (UIKit, SwiftUI, Combine)
3. Prior experience with social media networks is a big plus!

For more info/to apply:
https://jobs.ashbyhq.com/mastodon/bc91c481-d30a-4e73-9eb8-ac29f4e905e2

Fucking wonderful. I get COVID on a work trip, then get laid off while still recovering.

Who needs an SRE? AWS, GCP, all the usual stuff you'd expect. Immediate start, obviously. US-based, either remote or a company that will pay relocation to a blue state (any non-swing-state is fine, other than VA or NH)

DM for CV. Tell me who you work for first for the version with unredacted history, or just DM a listing for me to apply to, let me know if you want to give you as a referral or not. If you have a redacted version I will of course provide a full one directly to the company on request.

Standard stuff: Have green card. Absolutely can not get a security clearance.

Edit: Thanks so much for all the support so far ❤️

Hiya! I'm a programmer looking for full-time work in the SF Bay Area (or remote!)
I'm primarily a Python dev, but I've got significant experience in Java, C#, C++/C, Ruby, and JS.

I've focused a lot on Continuous Integration in recent years but I've got experience with in-house tool development, embedded software, back-end server stuff, and UI/Web/HIL test automation.
I've a lot of experience in digitization/archival work.

My resume & email:
https://wiki.foone.org/w/My_Resume

Thanks!