Had to move the biscuits up another shelf to keep them away from the children. There's only so many times I can do that.

When your daughter says:
>why can't I wear crop tops and shorts out?


Respond with:
YOU'RE GONNA GET RAPED BY EVIL PERVERTS LIL NIGGA, YOU AIN'T KNOW NUFFIN ABOUT THE STREETS BITCH.

My 7yo own ran for classroom president on this platform of kindness and generosity and won. When do 2nd graders get to be in charge?

#Parenting milestone achieved:

All kids are now in the double digits! 🎉