Pioneering discoverer of hoagiemouth has died. Critics counter that this is revisionist history, hoagiemouth didn't need to be discovered, it's always been here.

Last chance for meatballs and boats.

If they're going to close the Walt Whitman bridge to traffic because they don't want people distracted by the boat, they should open it up to pedestrians.

Tired: Too cool for school.

Fired: Too hot for school.

Out of towner in the bar asks the bartender for some other recommendations. Well, it's a schulson joint, so surprise twist, all the other recs are also schulson group.

Police said there was no information on how fast the Volkswagen was traveling.

Well, looking at the photo, I'm guessing it was faster than slow.

This is the future urbanists want.

Lots of vacancies in cabana town.

I created my own custom #emoji "from scratch" for the #Philly #trolley! Behold: :trolley:

It should match the :mfl: :nhsl: :bsl: :bus_septa: emoji Jawns already had.

I pulled the logo from Wikipedia as an SVG. Then I used Inkscape to make it a 400x400 PNG, since the emoji is apparently displayed as 20x20 by default and this should make it look crisp at any resolution:

inkscape -w 400 -h 400 input.svg -o output.png

Then I used Curtail to make the file size smaller with lossy PNG compression.

God the septa app is so bad. Apparently the "remind me later" option when it asks if I want to down new schedules is 10 seconds later. Then it asks again. Basically not possible to use the app until you access to its demands. Is somebody getting paid by the diwnload?