I want to take a #web page and mangle it in such a way it looks the same, but is self-contained...

Ideally in a way that supports:
- adblock
- #stripping un-used #css/#javascript
- spits out the fewest files (images don't need to be data url'ed)
- A #selfhosted API

...mostly for automatically #archiving articles I reference by url... I'm not planning on doing this to an SPA or some react nightmare...

I'd prefer it not be a #screenshot, or a print-to-pdf, but maybe that's chill too?