Not a creature was stirring, not even...uhh nevermind.

He's here... They're here...

John Mastodon #Plushie arrived just in time for #almostchristmas

Santa gives more to rich children than poor children.

Local fishermen would often speak of the wind sounding like congested breathing in that part of the bay.

Well, it's been a crappy month and thought I wasn't planning to dress up for Halloween early for the kids, I saw this and had to change my mind. I'd been planning to make my own at some point, then found one ready to go.

Only one kid knew what it was right away, but some adults did. They all still thought it was funny, and that was the biggest point. I always loved seeing these guys on Sesame Street. Just too funny and not the brightest (but they sure did try their little Martian hearts out!).

Yip yip-yip-yip-yip, yip-yip. Uh-huh, uh-huh.

He and the Westies had tormented the village for centuries now.